I'm new. -Zalanda

I be decidin' ta seek out ma destiny. Ma travels led me ta da valley of trials. Dere, I be meetin' some ver' nice Orcs. Dey be helpin' me learn some of da ways of da world an' be teachin' me da ways of da priest. I be wantin' ta be of da helpin'. I be tryin' ta gain da courage ta speak ta some of da udda bein's in da area, but I be not findin' da courage. Instead, I be helpin' who I coulda. I be completin' ma trainin', and they be sayin' dat I could be findin' more work in da south, wid ma fellow Trolls, and ta da Nordeast in da Orc settlemon. I be wishin' dem well an' be headin' down da road ta da Troll settlemon. Dere was a big mighty warchief mon down dere, an' he be gadderin' up de Troll recruits ta take back deir--our homelan'. I be havin' da fun gadderin' up de frogs an' flyin' aroun' on da bats an' trowin' da frog bombs at da islan's. Aftawards, da big troll boss be sayin' ta go up ta da Orc town an' 'e be wantin' me ta be gettin' 'im some of da trolls dat be hangin' around da Orc town. I be headin' up dere when I came across some of dem sailors dat da Orc mon be askin' me ta be killin'. I be killin' dem when I be seein' da marines dat da Orc mon also be askin' me ta be killin'. An' den I be noticin' dat da boss of dese sailor mons be in da buildin', an' I be knowin' dat dis mon was needin' to be killed too. I be takin' his key an' lookin' in his treasure box an' I be findin' dis letta. So, I be takin' da letta ta da Orc town, an' I be seein' if anyone be wantin' ta pay me for it. I be gadderin' up de jobs dat dese Orc mons be wantin' me ta do, but den I be gettin' tired, so I be findin' da Orc place ta be restin' ma bones.